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181 days ago • Posted by Martin Boujol

Whole Foods partnering up with Progressive to offer Turkey insurance

In exchange for a little extra sum, you'll received a $35 coupon to buy yourself a new turkey in case you burned yours. The only thing you'll have to do is provide a photo proof of the massacre: basically doubling up the shame you already suffered at home. 

(Source: Whole Foods website)

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